verse i:

Sometimes a lonely philosophy
Can change his hue
I was having a bad velvet day
Until the first time that I saw you


verse ii:

Love seemed so very far away
As a thousand miles of sea.
I waited such a long time
For someone like you to find me
Ah -
So I think that you belong here
With me.


chorus:

Your smile
Your games
Flowers and fire flies
And the laughter in your gaze
The way you move the universe
Too -
So that I think that I belong here
With you.


verse iii:

Your love, and your hugs and your kisses
Are my only sense of peace
Even as your fever burns me
I stay rooted beside you
As a desert flower waits for rain's release


chorus:

Your smile
Your games
Flowers and fire flies
And the laughter in your gaze
The way you move the universe
Too -
So that I think that I belong here
With you.

The way you move the universe
Too -
I will always belong
To you.

"And the little ogre's heart was filled with blood..."

You say you never changed
But I'm the one who's still the same
A compromise can't be arranged
When the invisible man is to blame

A rosy crown
has it's ups and downs
Thorns don't make a sound

Talking don't help at all
My words like sense have no space
A soft voice don't break the fall
Your breath hasn't left a trace

A rosy crown
has it's ups and downs
Thorns don't make a sound

You say I'm still the same
A rose doesn't blush from shame

Revolving worries around your head, my dear
Forbidding you from your tranquil sleep
Let them wane and disappear
As counted dreams replace tears to weep

I have nothing to write because I have no angst

Ok I'll try a lame limmerick:

There once was a man in a brew pub
Who wanted to start up a bath club
He jumped in a beer barrel
Though it was not sterile
And said "WHEE! Look at me in my tub!"

Kaniaz says:

oh opheliaq
your eyes are so blue
your eyes are like blue
and blue they are
like blue
--poem
ps: or brown

A gag is caught
I am distraught
I choke on snot
At just the thought

The internet was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But then you decided on another girl after our second date

Robert changed his mind
I guess he was blind.

I left my hair clips in your truck on purpose so you would see me again
But that plan blew up in my face however only back then
You made up an excuse about the clips by telling her you had been with a whore
But that`s ok because after all you contacted me once more.

Robert changed his mind
He has a really nice behind.

Yes I still love him so
And I'll never let him go
Even if while I'm singing this song
He`s wishing I was wearing a tiger-striped thong

Robert changed his mind
He`s one of a kind.
How about another first kiss?

His silvery blue and crimson fins
Shall never ever swim again
He goes on now to a higher shore
As love resurfaces and drowns once more

Peace out old buddy
xoxoxoxo

I learned to play one today wheeee

now my fingers hurt like a sombitch =/

What's the use of saving you when time's not on our side
The journey's wasted on potential sublime.
The quest for the frozen prince who was always paralysed
Is a squadering of a warrior's time.

I'm tired of waiting for Orion to come clear in your eyes
Anticipating an alternative to lies.
I'm contemplating searching for older skies
And debating...the use of wise.

What's the use of having you if someone else is there
Who's older and wiser than me?
Sooner or later you'll have to make a choice
Patriarch or serendipity.

I'm tired of waiting for Orion to come clear in your eyes
Anticipating an alternative to lies.
I'm contemplating searching for older skies
And debating...the use of wise.

Whatcha gonna do when no one is around
To remind you of your constilation motion?
Where is the melody you promised to me
For time and age are not the same as the ocean.

I'm tired of waiting for Orion to come clear in your eyes
Anticipating an alternative to lies.
I'm contemplating searching for older skies
And debating...the use of wise.

I'm still waiting for Orion to come clear in your eyes
Anticipating an alternative to lies.
And I'm debating the make up of long versus strong
While still waiting...for my song.

Another captor
Of ogres in towers.
Another chapter
In The Book of Flowers.

I, Parsifal
Das Fenster ist mein Gral
My Arthur is the weeds
That grow from Siamese seeds.

Boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies

They look like mounds of sand, topped with

Rubies rubies rubies rubies rubies rubies rubies

(Another lovely image courtesy of the Tornado.)

There have been too many knights slayed at the tower
A younger, and stronger one every hour.
But a knight is not a hero
At absolute zero.

Don't go numb...
Why do you always spell the word "Cold" with a capital C?
Sure, they say it wasn't ever meant to be, but
Don't you dare
Ever stop
Talking to me.

"Cold" is such a mysterious thing
It has the strength to delay a broken heart's sting.
But if it is abused to much
You don't feel touch.

Don't go numb...
Why do you always spell the word "Cold" with a capital C?
Sure, they say it wasn't ever meant to be, but
Don't you dare
Ever stop
Talking to me.

Nights is full o' dark stuff
Espec'lly between lovers
You thinks you hads enuff
Then winds break under covers.

Eberbody wants a Scott
To come to dey room
Maybe kuz dey is so hot
For a ruff boom boom.

Cookies are fer lubbers,
Yoo eats dem after lovin.
Don forget yoo rubbers
While dey in dee oven.

Everyone needs a Barbizzle



I love you dude...
xoxoxoxo Beast

The cost of flat compliments
and half attentions
echoing in my bed:

A cheap journey
a few frivolities
and a 9-cent foot of lead.

There once was a man from Nantucket.
He tripped and then fell on a bucket.
When asked was he hurt
He said "go eat dirt"
Then flipped us all off and said "fuck it."

~by Merck and OB
<3

The day you realize something you have long discarded as truth, is, afterall true...

...oooOOOOOOOOOOO

woo woo wooooooo bop-a-DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would woo-bop-a-doo if I discovered that either of these were true:

- True love
- An afterlife (like the kind in What Dreams May Come)
- Christmas and stuff like that (but not as much as the first 2)

What would be YOUR woo-bop-a-doo?

This game of cat and mouse has turned into a game of mouse and mouse.

Which has the most cheese?
Which melts better to please?
Which will kneal to the other's breeze?
Which has the scabbier knees?

"A fool judges based on probability, a wise man judges based on scrutiny."

Well I thought I'd make another entry since I haven't in a while. And the main reason I haven't is because A.) I haven't had another chubby poem to enter, and B.) I've been working diligently on me and Dave's music blog: http://rustyjones.ebloggy.com. So check it out.

Oh and there's a 3rd reason I haven't been posting so much here. A forum that I moderate is having serious diarrhea, so I'm having to help wipe.

Runny nose an' achy hed
Body sore an' hot
I can't even go ta bed
Kuz I'll drown in snot.

Watermelon, watermelon
Dis fruit hab no class
Kuz all day I can't stop smellin'
All my fruity gas.

Me hates to miss period
Kuz it make me wonder
If da bunny went and did
Go down 6 feet under.

My friend like to stuff some chalky
Up he kitty's po
So she make on da sidewalky
Purty chalk rainbow.

Iffin I were OB
I'b be vascillatin'
Whether t'be or not t'be
Bloggin' or love makin'

by: bathos

Broccoli n' cheddar cheese
Are de perfekt pair
Eat it anywhere you please
'Cept you underwear.

When Barbizzles get da sniffles
Dey no feel so hot
'Specially when dey noses whiffles
Kuz dey full o' snot.

Iffin' you's a tellyfone
An' you don stop ringin'
You will get you booty thrown
Right up thru da ceilin'

"Wasup" is a word dat's proudly
Never over-said.
And when yelled on DV loudly,
Comes Alex instead.

So we's all just a big wormsac
A sight not so obscene.
Remove da bones dat's in you back
An' you see what I mean.

There once was a bedbug named Merck.
Among people's beds he did lurck.
Then he got his dick raped
By a bedbug named Nate.
That's why all bedbugs go berserk.

Fishie full o' stinky goodness
Kuz he ate a egg.
Then he make a really big mess
Poopin' on my leg.

(tanks A Lost Soul fer da "egg")

Once you pulls the bottle cap
Off it's bottle track,
Might as well go take a crap
Kuz it won't go back.

(me hads help from Tornado Joe)

So if you sees a Mudbuggie
Dat's marchin' out da door
It's kuz he may not wanna be
Yer dinner anymore.

(tanks to Merck fer "mudbuggie" idea)

When you tries a conversatin'
With someone dat's def
You'll be stuck anticipatin'
Till you hurts yousef.

Red is nice ta wear fer some
Iffin they like colors
But they find that it become
Pink like in they drawers.

Iffin you kud read you'd know
'Structions is important.
Otherwise you tries ta blow
Then find out dat you can't.

If you tries ta avoids death
When he at you door,
You just mights a finds yousef
Droolin' on de floor.

I tink I wool like a Dragon
Kuz dey are so neat
They hav lots o wings like flags on
Top o' birdy feet.

When I met Chef Ingleharf
He had drunk a lot
So much that in fact he barf
In the parking lot.


(image by Tornado Joe, thanks man!)

If me had a buddy guard
Dan would be he name.
Then I take a scrap o' lard
Sorry Dan, it's lame.

Ok Alex, now gimme you head!

(done with mspaint only erf!)

For my next drawring:

"If you eats akuz you emptee
Jus ta fill you soul,
You be better stuffin plentee
Nuthin in yer hole."

and my next maybe:

Takin' vit'min C is easy
But you fart alot.
You can bet you will feel queasy
Livin' on the pot."

If I was a poopy head, then I'd be a star...rhyming words and eating lead. in my fish eye car.

I like body parts that stink, when they're in my pants....then I can go to my sink, wearing underpants.

I like body parts that stink, deep inside your pants.....then I can so slinky dink, through your underpants.

Inspired by ian and his mungmungmung. Seemed like a good place to start storing my chubby thoughts and images.

Now I guess I'll have to hook up my scanner finally.

So...